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Panning for Twiglet dust

Here's a dilemma. Your last bag of Twiglets in a foreign and Twigletfree land. You want to savour the last bites, but you also want to explore one of the key attractions to the snack that only Twiglets freaks can really know and understand. Much like the cruddy wee crumbs of batter and overcooked chip you find at the arse end of a bag of fish n chips, the bottom of a bag of Twiglets contains crumbs, burn off or Twiglet dust.

This particular bag doesn't offer up a tonne of dust, but as can be seen from the blurry satellite imagery of the particle separation tanks below, there be enough. Some be better than none and all that.

There are a number of ways to attack Twiglet dust; swallow from the bag, the one finger dab, the two finger grab and some folk just bin the lot. But, they're missing out. They're missing out big.

Twiglet dust packs the mightiest of all marmite power in a bag of Twiglets. A heady hit at the end of a bag that'll have you crawling back to the cornershop for just... one... more... hit...

Do you lick?

Twiglets discharge, pleasure or pain? Examine & discuss.

It's an incontrovertible fact that a Twiglets eating sesh involves close contact with the magic sticky twig grease. Love it or loathe it, it does need to be dealt with. Licking or scrubbing are the sole options open, as far as I see things. Personally I'm a licker. But, much like the oft argued over end of packet Twiglets dust - do you swallow or do you bin it? - it's all down to personal choice. Lick? Scrub? Swallow? Take your pick.